I’m brokenhearted
April 10, 2008 by ulysiregar
Call me shallow because I care about American Idol. Aside from the Idol Gives Back that has raised more than $60 millions donation for poverty in America and Africa, nothing really matters on American Idol. Reality talent show is the lowest caste on American tv, right? But hey, some dudes there are really yummy. And this season, I’m all for Michael Johns.
Why do I like him?
He is an Australian, and I always have a thing for Australian dude. Ssst… don’t question!
He is the oldest in the competition. 29 years old, close enough to my age. No matter how cute David Archuleta, I cannot fantasize him. He’s only 17. Not legal yet. And he’s kinda annoying.
And my, Michael Johns fills his jeans really good. He’s really got great style. If I met him in some bar, he would be the guy I’d like to flirt with. He’s just goodlooking and sexy. OK, I say it: I’d do him. Yes, he’s that good. I can picture him shirtless in Bondi Beach carrying surfing board, eating some hotdog and drinking beer.
The last thing (not really important!): He can sing! He sings like a rock star, he looks like one too.
So, what’s wrong with Americans? Shoot. That must be Archuleta’s fans. Those little teeny bopper fans must have been texting like maniac!!
Gosh, I hate to see my man kicked out. If it’s not because the pictures of kids in Africa who suffer from malaria and HIV, I’d have cried tonight. But that would make me too shallow and ignorant.
Today is not really a good day. I found out that my husband didn’t have any pants to wear for his conference in Utah. My wisdom teeth hurt and need to be pulled out. And my handsome Michael Johns booted off.
Whatever.
So, for you, Michael Johns: Hi handsome. If you ever google yourself and find my posting about you: Thanks for a few good weeks on Idol. That was good. Unfortunately, I didn’t have enough of you. Nooo… definitely not enough! Now if only you send me message and fly to me to sing a song or two… I let you sing shirtless… My husband will understand (but maybe it’s better if we do it behind his back. He hates Australians, especially one in Canberra. Hahaha..)
